JUDGING A BOOK BY ITS LOVER
by Lauren Leto
Harper Perennial; Oct. 2, 2012
Paperback; 269 pages
Source: Book Riot Quarterly Box
Have you ever needed to pretend that you’ve read an author whom you haven’t gotten around to yet? Are you curious about the rules for bookstore hookups? Do you wonder what your favorite author says about you? Are you aware of what your child will grow up to be if you read him/her The Giver? Do you just love reading intelligent, funny writing about books by a person who is clearly passionate about them? If you answered yes to any of these questions, Judging a Book by Its Lover is for you.
This relatively slim volume contains essays about the many facets of being a bookworm — including Leto’s proposal to change the term to bookcat. Some pieces are personal essays about her own life as a reader, from her no-shame enjoyment of The DaVinci Code to her childhood spelling bee flub to trying to obtain a copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows on its release date while teaching in Japan. Other essays are bookish rules and how-to’s. I’ll share a few examples:
- Rules for Public Reading
- How to Fake It
- Strategies to Avoid Discussing the Major Plot Points of Any Novel
- How to Speak Condescendingly About the Most Revered Authors/Literary Works
- How to Succeed in Classifying Fiction Without Really Trying
These are SO MUCH fun to read. I basically sat on my couch giggling uncontrollably the entire time I was reading this book. My favorite section was Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Author. In case you were wondering, my love of Murakami indicates that I like good music, my affinity for JK Rowling makes me a smart geek, and my penchant for Sylvia Plath suggests I’m a girl who keeps a journal. Also, people who like Dan Brown are likely “people who used to get lost in supermarkets when they were kids” and Jodi Picoult fans are “your mom when she’s at her time of the month.” Leto is so snarky, and I loved it.
However, the How to Fake It section of the book really dragged for me. In this 80-page section, Leto tells the reader how to fake they’ve read more than 30 classic and contemporary authors, including basic facts to know, essential titles, and details to drop into conversation. It’s great if you’ve read each author or want to start reading an author but aren’t sure which books to read, but I didn’t really care about a lot of the authors she talks about. I felt duty-bound to read all of them, but this section is probably more enjoyable if you just read the ones you’re really interested in.
I received a copy of Judging a Book by Its Lover in my Book Riot Quarterly box, and I’m so glad I did. It’s not a book that I probably would have bought for myself, but I was so excited to own it that I started reading it that very night. I enjoyed the heck out of it, and I think it would make a great gift for any book lover. Whatever your literary taste, this is a great bookish read!